HOw To OH CRAP
So while I was cleaning, I pulled open a drawer in the dining room cabinet and inside a large red bowl was this:
Scorpion |
Needless to say it is dead. I have no patience for scorpions. We do not need to have dangerous creatures lurking around in drawers and cabinets and God only knows where else. It's bad enough that there has been a snake inside the house. And mice. These things genuinely creep me out.
I have to laugh though...my Grandmother, who lived in SW Oklahoma, would always tell us to "check the bed for stingin' scorpions (as if there are other kinds?) and mice" right as we climbed into bed. Yeah, sleep tight Grandma! They had a great little house in the country, clean and neat, but she always said that. We laughed, nervously, then.
Now here I am, all these years later, and it looks like I might once again end up checking the beds for 'stingin scorpions and mice'! I can hear 2nd Man the first time I suggest that when we spend the night again.
"Don't step on a snake when you go the bathroom.
Oh and check the sheets for scorpions.
And that scratching noise you hear is not a tree branch gently brushing the house but a mouse scurrying along the baseboard.
Sweet dreams!"
1-800-find-a-hotel-now?
I have to laugh though...my Grandmother, who lived in SW Oklahoma, would always tell us to "check the bed for stingin' scorpions (as if there are other kinds?) and mice" right as we climbed into bed. Yeah, sleep tight Grandma! They had a great little house in the country, clean and neat, but she always said that. We laughed, nervously, then.
Now here I am, all these years later, and it looks like I might once again end up checking the beds for 'stingin scorpions and mice'! I can hear 2nd Man the first time I suggest that when we spend the night again.
"Don't step on a snake when you go the bathroom.
Oh and check the sheets for scorpions.
And that scratching noise you hear is not a tree branch gently brushing the house but a mouse scurrying along the baseboard.
Sweet dreams!"
1-800-find-a-hotel-now?
Anyone have any anti-scorpion advice? Or is is just one of the 'other bugs' you have to deal with like spiders and roaches?
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